ROFLcast 56 – Blue Poo

My little candies. We are back with the yammering BS that you have been yearning for.
We talk about my least favorite subject and my favorite color. We talk about the hiatus. We talk about history. We talk about movies. We talk about feral pigs! THESE ARE THE SUBJECTS YOU DEMAND! Want to know about the new Jean Grey? BOOM ROFLCAST. Favorite Superhero movies of 2014? BOOM! ROFLCAAAAAST! Find out which lightsaber is best, all this and more on this weeks ROFLcast, Episode 56: Poo Blue

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ROFLcast Uncut 53 – Masterbathing

Welcome back humans! This week we talk about masterbathing, preforming for women, breaking down the Buck Naked “Facebook Song” music video shoot. We also delve into my bathroom flooding adventure and discuss just how handicapped you have to be to park into a handicapped stall. This leads us to the odd need for some people to completely remove their clothing before evacuating their bowels. But we would be remiss if we didn’t TEACH you something so we talk about the Superbowl and Hollywoods secret origins!

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ROFLcast Uncut 52 – We Used To Suck

roflcast52uS*** gets real. Really real. Unusual for us. Maybe we were just fired up. Or maybe we had something to say. Either way, I like it. If you need motivation, this might be the one to listen to. We talk about why everyone is obese, the disease of alcoholism and why we use to suck and how we stopped sucking and started being awesome. I, at least, think it is some honest advice.
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Hosts: @achilles and @doctorrofl

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ROFLcast 52 – TV Sucks

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This week start off with the world’s worst freestyle and immediately attack Rihanna. We should use a new segment sweet or sheet, or win or fail, or whatever. Good versus bad. We are not creative enough to make something that interesting. We find out that Shane can’t handle the heat, talk a little about my trip to Japan and the perviness that exists there, oh and Shane defends 48 frames per second. What a fool he was. In other news “Die Hard” is back again.. and again… and again… We rip apart the new TV shows in the fall 2012 / 2013 season and most importantly we tear into ghost hunters. Because they deserve it. Follow it up with a Ted review and you have yourself one odd podcast.

Tracklist:
Let’s Go (feat Yelawolf, Twista, Busta Rhymes & Lil Jon) [Ricky Luna Remix]
Timbaland – Hands In The Air ft. Ne-Yo
Pitbull – International Love ft. Chris Brown
Kraddy – Android Porn
David Guetta – Titanium ft. Sia

Enjoy my little candies and until next time, I remain… Achilles

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Hosts: @achilles and @doctorrofl

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ROFLcast Uncut 51 – Inside Of You

Man I wrote all these notes and whatnot down but for the life of me I can’t find any of it, so you know what? Why even write these notes? Who actually reads these notes? basically what this episode is about is that me and Hollywood argue over the rights of people who want to get married. I say let them marry whoever you want to marry. Marry 10 Wives, Marry the America Statue of Liberty if you want to. Marry your fing Xbox do what ever you want. Hollywood however does not feel the same way. But we do agree on one thing: dont hurt kids and don’t hurt other people. I will admit this one is a lot more serious than the other ones but what happened is a started out as a regular broadcast and it just evolves into this weird uncut. Strange episode, but still pretty good, check it out!

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Hosts: @achilles and @doctorrofl

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ROFLcast 51 – Strong and Bad

We make promises of a better ROFLcast, but regardless (irregardless?) of what we say, shit will never change. We can’t be better. LIAR! WE CAN! Its time. And it takes time. So time squared. Listen b!!!tches, I may or may not be high as a goddamn kite right now, watching baby birds get fed in their nest outside my window. WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH?! This week we introduce “Win or Fail”, Tom Cruises Magnificent 7 Remake, Expendables, Box Office, Gary Oldman in Robocop, Thor 2 and Iron Man 3, Our review of Avengers, Sin City 2, all this shit and moreeeeeeee on this awful edition… or R-R-R-ROFLcast!

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Hosts: @achilles and @doctorrofl

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ROFLcast Uncut 50 – Kony 3000

Hello my little candies! Do you want to know why you need hot water for babies births? Why there isnt enough mexicans (I know it sounds crazy but roll with us)? You, YES YOU, can find out all this sh!!t on ROFLcast Uncut 50. In the first four minutes we offend The chinese, special needs, physically handicapped, ticket handlers, kony 2012, women, and low hanging fruit. Thats right. Lets weed out everyone who has standards or is easily offended at the beginning rather than half way through. We cant figure out how we rang in the new year, Hollywood talks about his ten year reunion and recounts how he fell in love with a lady person and started a re….re…..relationship. Then we find out what is better than random pussy. Revelations all around! We make whores and christians uncomfortable at the same time and describe what to do when you want to get out of a relationship, (f**k your girlfriends friends). It what we would do. Hollywood recounts his trip and i struggle to answer the question “What do we call happy pee again?”
We find out where nanaimo bars are from! (Hint: Its Nanaimo) We discuss Circle Jokes and find out when incest comes in handy. All this bullsh!!t and more on ROFLcast Uncut 50: Kony 3000.

Hosts: @achilles and @doctorrofl

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Until Next Time We Remain… Podcasting

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ROFLcast 50 – Bad Influence


This is where the Internet goes to die.

Holy Sweet Nigger Balls. 50. Fracking. Episodes. Thats almost 7 episodes a year. So its not often. And you would think after all this time we would have our shit together. WRONG. WRONG.

What do we talk about on this special landmark? Hollywood is too happy, Achilles can’t settle down, don’t drive drunk, and Achilles first time… getting head. Not only the first time, but how Transformers helped me get off. True story. And in case you are confused, I did refer to myself in the third person. Twice. Would you drink Jim Bean in the bathroom? Apparently white people would. Morimoto is stepping down from Nintendo, Jonah Hill is thin, and trailers show way to goddamn much. Seriously. Why would you make a trailer that tells you everything in the movie? Its supposed to be a preview, not the cliff notes. Fuck. Also Terra Nova sucks. Seriously. It would have been so fucking easy to make it good. Crazy old dude from Avatar. Dinosaurs. Spielberg. That’s fracking opportunity. Thank God for Game of Thrones.

And as always, we talk about why Twilight sucks. Should be really even talk about it? That’s such low hanging fruit. We discuss the difference between Beiber Fever and Black Plague and when people show you sh**tty songs. We also talk about the Enders Game movie, M. Night Shamalyanasdhansdgawerasd, and other bullshit. Then we go meta… and talk about you. This sh!t is IMPORTANT man! We get a wee bit serious and talk about why we do it. Why we fight. Why we record. And in my mind, I wanted to write something real, sincere, poetic, epic, thought provoking… just something significant. That’s what I originally wrote for this post. Then I deleted it all. Because as much as this silly BS means to us, that isn’t ROFLcast. This is. So F all the haters, fuck all the trolls and douchebags, because for every one person who hates, we have a hundred who got our backs. And thank you for that. Thanks for letting us be stupid, reckless, and crazy. Here’s to 50 more.

**NOTICE:  ROFLcast and ROFLcast Uncut will be released every Thursday on an alternating schedule. Check back next Thursday for ROFLcast Uncut!

Hosts: @achilles and @doctorrofl

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ROFLcast 50: Bad Influence

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Until Next Time I Remain…. Achilles.

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