Well. Well. Well. The OG Dream team is back! We kick it off by doing a quick catch up and then dive into why this year sucked and what didnt suck as much. When it comes to movies. We are feeling out our flexors, plot out how we will do the star wars breakdown and the reasons why 2015 let us down kinda. We go through Mad Max, Hunger Games, Martian, Jurrasic World, Ant-Man, Creed, Straight Outta Compton, Terminator Genisys, Fast and the Furious and more. Man even writing this list of the top movies of 2015 makes me sad. Oh and I do slur my words because I drank a 26 of Vodka. What can I say. You make me nervous. [iTunes] Subscribe to ROFLcast in iTunes [RSS] Subscribe to ROFLcast in whatever weird format you use. [Stitcher] Stream on Sticher Radio Download Episode
We cash in on nostalgia this week and talk about remakes from Full House to Beverly Hills Cop. We prove Squaff is a racist and can’t tell Eddie Murphy from other black people. We also got Marvel and Star Wars news, Tom Hardy as Punisher, Spiderman in the Avengers, and more.
Then we run through the cancelled and returning shows for the 2015 / 2016 season
We review a whole bunch of trailers, (audio issues, sorry!) but more of the kinks are worked out. Enjoy and see you all next week!
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My little candies. We are back with the yammering BS that you have been yearning for.
We talk about my least favorite subject and my favorite color. We talk about the hiatus. We talk about history. We talk about movies. We talk about feral pigs! THESE ARE THE SUBJECTS YOU DEMAND! Want to know about the new Jean Grey? BOOM ROFLCAST. Favorite Superhero movies of 2014? BOOM! ROFLCAAAAAST! Find out which lightsaber is best, all this and more on this weeks ROFLcast, Episode 56: Poo Blue
Welcome back humans! This week we talk about masterbathing, preforming for women, breaking down the Buck Naked “Facebook Song” music video shoot. We also delve into my bathroom flooding adventure and discuss just how handicapped you have to be to park into a handicapped stall. This leads us to the odd need for some people to completely remove their clothing before evacuating their bowels. But we would be remiss if we didn’t TEACH you something so we talk about the Superbowl and Hollywoods secret origins!
S*** gets real. Really real. Unusual for us. Maybe we were just fired up. Or maybe we had something to say. Either way, I like it. If you need motivation, this might be the one to listen to. We talk about why everyone is obese, the disease of alcoholism and why we use to suck and how we stopped sucking and started being awesome. I, at least, think it is some honest advice.
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This week start off with the world’s worst freestyle and immediately attack Rihanna. We should use a new segment sweet or sheet, or win or fail, or whatever. Good versus bad. We are not creative enough to make something that interesting. We find out that Shane can’t handle the heat, talk a little about my trip to Japan and the perviness that exists there, oh and Shane defends 48 frames per second. What a fool he was. In other news “Die Hard” is back again.. and again… and again… We rip apart the new TV shows in the fall 2012 / 2013 season and most importantly we tear into ghost hunters. Because they deserve it. Follow it up with a Ted review and you have yourself one odd podcast.
We make promises of a better ROFLcast, but regardless (irregardless?) of what we say, shit will never change. We can’t be better. LIAR! WE CAN! Its time. And it takes time. So time squared. Listen b!!!tches, I may or may not be high as a goddamn kite right now, watching baby birds get fed in their nest outside my window. WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH?! This week we introduce “Win or Fail”, Tom Cruises Magnificent 7 Remake, Expendables, Box Office, Gary Oldman in Robocop, Thor 2 and Iron Man 3, Our review of Avengers, Sin City 2, all this shit and moreeeeeeee on this awful edition… or R-R-R-ROFLcast!
Hello my little candies! Do you want to know why you need hot water for babies births? Why there isnt enough mexicans (I know it sounds crazy but roll with us)? You, YES YOU, can find out all this sh!!t on ROFLcast Uncut 50. In the first four minutes we offend The chinese, special needs, physically handicapped, ticket handlers, kony 2012, women, and low hanging fruit. Thats right. Lets weed out everyone who has standards or is easily offended at the beginning rather than half way through. We cant figure out how we rang in the new year, Hollywood talks about his ten year reunion and recounts how he fell in love with a lady person and started a re….re…..relationship. Then we find out what is better than random pussy. Revelations all around! We make whores and christians uncomfortable at the same time and describe what to do when you want to get out of a relationship, (f**k your girlfriends friends). It what we would do. Hollywood recounts his trip and i struggle to answer the question “What do we call happy pee again?”
We find out where nanaimo bars are from! (Hint: Its Nanaimo) We discuss Circle Jokes and find out when incest comes in handy. All this bullsh!!t and more on ROFLcast Uncut 50: Kony 3000.